Guitar and vocals: L. Berkner 
Leg-smashing, Hawaiian, gourd melon bass (of his own creation): Adam Bernstein

It’s about time I had a song about trucks, don’t you think?

When you’re sittin’ round the house
And you wanna do a dance
You gotta put on your hat
And an old pair of pants
And scoop up the dirt
And pick up some sand
And dump it out all over!

Drive your truck, drive your truck
Drive your truck, drive your truck
(It’s a fire truck – whooooooo)

You gotta lift it up high
And bring it down low
Now pick up the rocks
And plow the snow!

Drive your truck, drive your truck
Drive your truck, drive your truck
(Whoooooooo)

You could be a fork lift or a steamroller
A backhoe or a dump truck you could
Be a car carrier or a cement mixer
You could drive a crane or a bulldozer

Drive your truck, drive your truck
Drive your truck, drive your truck
(Whooooooooooo)
(Chch-chch-chch-chch-ch)

It’s time to get a little bit of gas
You gotta pull your truck into the truck stop
Pull your truck into the truck stop
And fill her up!

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HONK HONK!

(Gimme a pastrami on rye with everything on it)