Mmmm… Once upon a time there were lots of little pigs
And some of them thought they’d build themselves a straw house
So they built it, they built it big and strong
So the wolves wouldn’t get them (and they shut the door – Ka-chung!)

On the next day some more little pigs decided to build themselves
A stick house. So they built it – they built it big and strong
So the wolves wouldn’t get them (and they shut the door – Ka-chung!)

On the last day the rest of the little pigs decided to build themselves
A brick house. So they built it – they built it big and strong so the
Wolves wouldn’t get them (and they shut their big brick door- Ka-chung!)

In the meantime, the wolves were sleeping in the forest.
Then the wolves woke up and they stretched a big stretch,
And they sniffed a big sniff, and they said, “I smell pigs!”

So the wolves marched on over to the straw house
And they knock knock knocked on the door
And they said, “Little pigs little pigs, let me in!” And the pigs said,
“Not by the hair on our chinny-chin chins!”
“Then we’ll huff, and we’ll puff, and we’ll blow your house in!”
So they huffed, and they puffed, and they blew that house in

And the pigs ran over to their friends, over at the stick house.
So the wolves marched on over to the brick house
And they knock knock knocked on the door
And they said, “Little pigs little pigs, let us in!” And the pigs said,
“Not by the hair on our chinny-chin chins!”
“Then we’ll huff, and we’ll puff, and we’ll blow your house in!”
So they huffed, and they puffed, So they huffed, and they puffed
And they blew that house in

And the pigs ran over to their friends over at the brick house
So the wolves marched on over to the brick house
And they knock knock knocked on the door
And they said, “Little pigs little pigs, let us in!” And the pigs said,
“Not by the hair on our chinny-chin chins!”
“Then we’ll huff, and we’ll puff, and we’ll blow your house in!”
So they huffed, and they puffed, and they huffed, and they puffed
And they huffed and they puffed but they – oh! Couldn’t blow that house in!
So the wolves went around to the back of the house
And they climbed up the chimney
But the pigs heard them and put a pot of boiling water

Underneath the chimney and the wolves landed in the water

AAAAOOOOOOOHHHHHH!

And they burned their bottoms and they went running back to the woods
Where they cooled off in a lake – ahh! And they looked at each other
And said, “We didn’t want to eat those pigs anyway (not me)
Let’s go back and have a party.” (okay) So they did.