It’s hard to be three
Take it from me
I’ve been other ages
And this has to be
The hardest of all of them
One two AND three
So take it from me
It’s hard to be three

If I say DOG
They say CAT
If I say THIS
They say THAT
If I say YES
They say NO
If I want to stop!
They want me to go!

So I’ll just say something that I’m sure I know!
It’s hard to be three

It’s hard to be three
Take it from me
I’ve been other ages
And this has to be
The hardest of all of them
One two AND three
So take it from me
It’s hard to be three

If I say IN!
They say OUT!
When I start to whisper
They start to SHOUT
If I say it’s COLD
They say it’s HOT
If I say a LITTLE
They say a LOT
So I’ll just say something I’m SURE they forgot!
It’s hard to be three.

Please understand
I am what I am
And I really like being three
But I have to say
I can’t wait for the day
When life will be easy for me!

Cause if I say UP
They say DOWN
If I start to SMILE
They start to FROWN
When I say it’s OLD
They say that’s NEW
When I say that’s ME
They say it’s YOU!
So I’ll just say something we ALL know is TRUE!
It’s hard to be three!