Pig On Her Head

Laurie’s got a pig on her head

She keeps it there all day

(Oink oink! Snort snort! Oink oink!)

My dad has got a cow on his head

He keeps it there all day

(What does it say? Mooooooo!)

My mom has got a sheep on her head

She keeps it there all day (Baaaaaaaaa)

(Hey mom! You’ve got a sheep on your head!)

My sister’s got an alligator on her head

She keeps it there all day

(What does it say? Snap snap!)

My brother’s got an elephant on his head

He keeps it there all day (Bbbpppwwww)

(Oh my goodness!)

My cousin’s got his hair on his head

He keeps it there all day

And my dog has got a skunk on his head

My dog has got a skunk on his head

And everybody ran away!

(Oh! He’s got a skunk on his head – PU!)