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Rhubarb Pie (Hot Commodity)

Rhubarb Pie (Hot Commodity)
(L. Berkner)


voice/guitar-Laurie Berkner; bass-Brian Mueller;
piano-Susie Lampert;
trumpet-Andrew Maroko;
bari sax/percussion-Joe Ruddick;
trombone-Kevin Sztam


A girl and guy named Slick and Sly


Were sittin’ in the kitchen making rhubarb pie


It was a hot commodity, a hot commodity


The rhubarb pie was a hot commodity


A hot commodity, a hot commodity, a hot commodity

 

When along came a spy with a patch on one eye

He was sneakin’ and a-peekin’ at the rhubarb pie

It was a hot commodity, a hot commodity

The rhubarb pie was a hot commodity

 

Slick and Sly had a rhubarb pie


And we don’t know why it was a hot commodity

Slick and Sly had a rhubarb pie


And we don’t know why it was a hot commodity

 

So the spy said, “Hi there, Slick and Sly.


You know I want that rhubarb pie.


It looks so delish baking in that dish.”


And he gave ‘em a wink with his one good eye.

You could eat it from the top of a building

You could eat it when you’re underground


You could eat all the crust and the filling


Right side up or upside down, that rhubarb pie

It’s a hot commodity!

 

Slick and Sly had a rhubarb pie


And we don’t know why it was a hot commodity

Slick and Sly had a rhubarb pie


And we don’t know why it was a hot commodity

 

Slick and Sly - a hot commodity!

Rhubarb pie - a hot commodity!

Don’t know why - a hot commodity!

Hot commodity!

 

Slick and Sly had a rhubarb pie


And we don’t know why it was a hot commodity!