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Pig on Her Head

One day, a three year-old I was working with picked up a big plastic pig and balanced it on his head. When I started singing about it, all the other kids put animals on THEIR heads. I realized he had given me a great song. Thanks Marco.

Laurie’s got a pig on her head

Laurie’s got a pig on her head

Laurie’s got a pig on her head


She keeps it there all day


(Oink oink! Snort snort! Oink oink!)

 

My dad has got a cow on his head

My dad has got a cow on his head

My dad has got a cow on his head

He keeps it there all day

(What does it say? Mooooooo!)

 

My mom has got a sheep on her head


My mom has got a sheep on her head


My mom has got a sheep on her head


She keeps it there all day (Baaaaaaaaa)


(Hey mom! You’ve got a sheep on your head!)

 

My sister’s got an alligator on her head

My sister’s got an alligator on her head

My sister’s got an alligator on her head

She keeps it there all day

(What does it say? Snap snap!)

 

My brother’s got an elephant on his head

My brother’s got an elephant on his head

My brother’s got an elephant on his head

He keeps it there all day (Bbbpppwwww)

(Oh my goodness!)

 

My cousin’s got his hair on his head

My cousin’s got his hair on his head

My cousin’s got his hair on his head

He keeps it there all day

 

And my dog has got a skunk on his head

My dog has got a skunk on his head


My dog has got a skunk on his head


And everybody ran away!

(Oh! He’s got a skunk on his head - PU!)

Pig on Her Head (alternate version) 

Laurie has a pig on her head 
Laurie has a pig on her head 
Laurie has a pig on her head 
And she keeps it there all day 
What does a pig say? Oink oink! 

Brian has a dog on his head 
Brian has a dog on his head 
Brian has a dog on his head 
And he keeps it there all day. 
What does a dog say? Woof woof! 

And Susie has an octopus on her head 
And Susie has an octopus on her head 
And Susie has an octopus on her head 
And she keeps it there all day 

My mom has a lion on her head 
My mom has a lion on her head 
My mom has a lion on her head 
And she keeps it there all day 

My dad has a cat on his head 
My dad has a cat on his head 
My dad has a cat on his head 
And he keeps it there all day (meow!) 

My sister has an alligator on her head 
My sister has an alligator on her head 
My sister has an alligator on her head 
And she keeps it there all day (snap snap snap) 

My brother has an elephant on his head 
My brother has an elephant on his head 
My brother has an elephant on his head 
And he keeps it there all day 

And everybody put your hands on your head 
And everybody put your hands on your head 
And everybody put your hands on your head 
And keep ‘em there all day 

And put your hands on your shoulders 
Put your hands on your hips 
Put your elbow on your knee 
Put your toe on your nose 
Put your nose on somebody else's nose 
And you keep it there all day 

And clap your hands, clap clap your hands 
And clap your hands, clap clap your hands 
Clap your hands, clap clap your hands 
Clap Clap Clap away!

DVD Version:

Laurie has a pig on her head
Laurie has a pig on her head
Laurie has a pig on her head
And she keeps it there all day
What does that pig say?  Oink oink!

And Susie has a cow on her head
Susie has a cow on her head 
Susie has a cow on her head 
And she keeps it there all day
Moooo!

And Brian has a frog on his head
Brian has a frog on his head
Brian has a frog on his head
And he keeps it there all day.
Ribbit! Ribbit!

My mom has a sheep on her head
My mom has a sheep on her head
My mom has a sheep on her head
And she keeps it there all day
Mom, you have a sheep on your head! Baa!

My dad has an alligator on his head
My dad has an alligator on his head
My dad has an alligator on his head
And he keeps it there all day 
Snap, snap, snap!

My sister has a dog on her head
My sister has a dog on her head
My sister has a dog on her head
And she keeps it there all day (Ruff ruff!)

My brother has an elephant on his head
My brother has an elephant on his head
My brother has an elephant on his head
And he keeps it there all day

And everybody put your hands on your head
And everybody put your hands on your head
And everybody put your hands on your head
And keep ‘em there all day

Now, put your hands on your toes
Put your hands on your nose
And put your nose on your knee
Put your hands way up in the air
Now watch out, ‘cause someone might tickle you there!
And you keep them there all day!

Now, clap your hands, clap out your hands
Clap your hands, clap out your hands
Clap your hands, clap out your hands 
Clap, Clap, Clap away!

DVD 2 Version:

Laurie has a pig on her head
Laurie has a pig on her head
Laurie has a pig on her head
And she keeps it there all day
What does a pig say?  Oink oink!

Brian has a dog on his head
Brian has a dog on his head
Brian has a dog on his head
And he keeps it there all day.
What does a dog say? Woof woof!

And Susie has an octopus on her head
And Susie has an octopus on her head
And Susie has an octopus on her head
And she keeps it there all day

My mom has a lion on her head
My mom has a lion on her head
My mom has a lion on her head
And she keeps it there all day

My dad has a cat on his head
My dad has a cat on his head
My dad has a cat on his head
And he keeps it there all day (meow!)

My sister has an alligator on her head
My sister has an alligator on her head
My sister has an alligator on her head
And she keeps it there all day (snap snap snap)

And My brother has an elephant on his head
My brother has an elephant on his head
My brother has an elephant on his head
And he keeps it there all day

And everybody put your hands on your head
And everybody put your hands on your head
And everybody put your hands on your head
And you keep ‘em there all day

And put your hands on your shoulders
Put your hands on your hips
Put your elbow on your knee
Put your toe on your nose
And put your nose on somebody else’s nose
And you keep it there all day

And clap your hands, clap out your hands
And clap your hands, clap out your hands
Clap your hands, clap out your hands
Clap Clap Clap away!